After working with Java for years and years, I’ve realized the problem with the whole thing. It’s the catch phrase! Java just doesn’t sound like something I want to use. It definitely needs some help from marketing. I’ve thought long and hard about it and have finally come to a decision on the matter. Without further ado, I give you the new Java marketing campaign!
Java … because you didn’t need that memory anyway!
This is awesome. Being a consultant for a major software company, I get requests like this all the time. Lots of people in the meetings that have NO IDEA what they actually need, nor do they belong in the meeting anyway. Anyway, on to the video… enjoy.
I’ve recently watched the following movies…
After watching all of these movies, I only have one thing to say… Jessica Biel is hot. 
Most of the movies suck in one way or another, but yeah, she’s hot.
If your comment starts with “So, I was watching Star Wars Episode III last night…”, just stop and cancel the comment. (You should also disconnect yourself from my internet, but that’s another story.) We don’t want to hear your comparison of the article to the relationship between Han Solo and his Wookie. No really, it’s not that clever. We don’t care. Please… stop.
So i’m on IM with a friend and found this funny. Welcome to a day in my life…
(09:40:30 AM) Chris: im trying to get motivated to work
(09:41:25 AM) Chris: not doing too good
(09:41:27 AM) Chris: lol
(09:41:55 AM) Ed: ROFL
(09:41:56 AM) Ed: Same here.
(09:43:00 AM) Ed: Just installing some software on my laptop… veery slooowly I might add.
(09:44:50 AM) Chris: heh
(09:44:53 AM) Chris: sounds like fun
(09:45:36 AM) Ed: And now the guy from Schuran just sent me all of the english documentation for my Calcium Reactor and Protein Skimmer… now i’m REALLY not going to get any work done. lol
(09:47:50 AM) Chris: i repeat: nerd
(09:47:51 AM) Chris: 
(09:48:14 AM) Ed: Ummm… that’s “Aquatic Master (nerd)” to you.
(09:49:13 AM) Chris: noted.
Too funny. I couldn’t resist the temptation to post this one.
What did I do before Portal? How did I survive? Why am I at work when I should be playing Portal? I wonder if I can get away with playing Portal at work? Questions like these are in your immediate future once you purchase the Orange Box.
I recently bought the Orange Box from Valve to get Team Fortress 2. One of the crew who’s playing TF2 got me started playing “Portal”, a game that comes with the Orange Box but definitely did not get the hype that TF2 did.
Imagine, you’re in a “training center” with a sadistic computer that needs your help “testing” a new weapons system. Too bad that some of the “tests” can be fatal if you’re not careful. Take that concept, toss in the gravity gun from HL2 and multiply it by the ability to throw portals, toss in a physics engine and you’re at pure hysteria. That’s Portal. Slow at first but once you throw a portal on a wall and then another down the the bottom of a pit and then jump in, you’ll be hooked. You’ll have to take my word for it, but wow… just wait. The HL2 physics engine really shines in this one.
So here it is, your official ID.com bullet list for this game.
I was being full of myself earlier and browsing the web when I came across this…
All these years and somebody finally made a rating for me.
In accordance with my conversion from ninja to pirate, I got a new T-shirt that says it all. Thanks go to the guys at shirt.woot.com for a cool t-shirt and especially to House for sending me a link. Now i’m *really* geeky. (Like I needed any help in this area anyway)
Here is a link to the shirt and the picture is below.
