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Pure Genius

I was up at 2 AM this morning (after being up all day of course) and was considering going into my office to write some code. I’m in the middle of a huge software development project and not sleeping much. Then I decided I should jot down any ideas I had and evaluate them in the morning? Why you ask?

Only 2 things come out of working that late after you’ve been up all day.
1) Pure Genius
2) Complete Stupidity disguised as Pure Genius that you spend the next 4 days removing and rebuilding anyway.

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And now T-Shirt Hell is going to get some of my money.

A friend of mine sent me this earlier and I thought I would share it for everyone to enjoy. Mine will be on order soon! :D

I hope I don't black out, because this is awesome!

I hope I don't black out, because this is awesome!

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Gun Control … this pretty much sums up my feelings on it.

Yeah, this will do nicely.

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10 points

One day, he’s going to get tired of the abuse… until then, enjoy. :)

(11:26:05 PM) Chris: in RTSes i generally have the same basic approach all the time
(11:26:15 PM) Ed: Yeah, suck ass and die a lot. :D
(11:26:19 PM) Chris: hahahahahahahahah
(11:26:39 PM) Chris: very nice
(11:26:40 PM) Chris: 10 points
(11:26:41 PM) Chris: lol

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Some Motivation Required – More madness from the guys at shirt.woot

I love shirt.woot.com. I must seeing as I keep giving them my money. Behold … “Some Motivation Required”.

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Exercise - Some motivation required

Click the image to see a larger version or click here to get one for yourself.

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Pirate Exercise

A special thanks to my best friend Mister House for sending me a late night text message telling me to head over to Woot and check out the shirts. I had to have this one to go with my Scurvy and my Penguin shirts. Check this thing out…

Pirate Exercises

Pirate Exercises

If you’d like one of your own, check out the forum post here.

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Writing a song with Guitar Hero players in mind …

Here’s a bit from XKCD that’s great if you’ve ever played Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

If you’re up for a little geek humor, check out XKCD.

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A little pee came out

I’ll probably never play the game, but this review gets my vote for one of the best of all times. Anything titled “A little pee came out: Ars reviews the scares of Dead Space” can’t be that bad, right? Make sure to check out the “Good/Bad” section on the last page. Priceless stuff. Way to keep me reading Ars.

http://arstechnica.com/reviews/games/dead-space-review.ars

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A new catch phrase for Java

After working with Java for years and years, I’ve realized the problem with the whole thing. It’s the catch phrase! Java just doesn’t sound like something I want to use. It definitely needs some help from marketing. I’ve thought long and hard about it and have finally come to a decision on the matter. Without further ado, I give you the new Java marketing campaign!

Java … because you didn’t need that memory anyway!

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If corporations made stop signs

This is awesome. Being a consultant for a major software company, I get requests like this all the time. Lots of people in the meetings that have NO IDEA what they actually need, nor do they belong in the meeting anyway. Anyway, on to the video… enjoy.

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