Intellidick.com - Pure Insanity

In accordance with my conversion from ninja to pirate, I got a new T-shirt that says it all. Thanks go to the guys at shirt.woot.com for a cool t-shirt and especially to House for sending me a link. Now i’m *really* geeky. (Like I needed any help in this area anyway)

Here is a link to the shirt and the picture is below.

WAF = Wife Acceptance Factor. An interesting term for those of us who have an SO in our homes that isn’t into the “super high tech” scene and just can’t appreciate the fact that you have 3+ machines in your home.

Quoted from this article …

… because of this little snafu I’d have to say that WAF is low for this interface in a multi-PC house. …

If you’re trying to lose weight by eating foods that make you crap a lot, is that the same as being bulimic?

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

In protest of the recent web exploitation of Ninjas, I have officially given up my status as a ninja and started training to become a pirate. In tribute to my official move over to the pirate camp, the Ed Head ^tm has been modified. Without further ado, I present, the Pirate Ed Head!

Saw this on Google’s Quote of the Day service… couldn’t resist.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
- Oscar Wilde

Just remember folks. No matter how beautiful she is… someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her crap.

A little humor from my friend Geoff over at 3rdmoon. Halibut inspiration provided by Chris over at WickedTiki.

This image belongs to Geoff, do not re-use without his permission.

So, we got all excited, bought some more live rock and a second Hydor Koralia pump… we pulled the fish out along with all of the rock, moved the return into the center of the tank, and then split the live rock into two sections. We re-inserted the coral beauty and he acclimated to living on one side of the tank. We re-inserted the Royal Gramma on the other side of the tank… and he acclimated to living on the same side of the tank as the beauty does… so now I have two giant mountains of live rock, and both fish living on one side.

The moral of this story is, you can lead a fish to water… but you can’t make them live on opposite sides of the tank.

Okay people… get a domain name with some style to it. <yourname>.com is silly. Don’t get that one. (And don’t get the .net/.org/.info/.us/.wtf variant either.) Get something with some style to it. How about something with humor?

Take this domain for example… Intellidick. Still love it. What does it mean? Nothing. Nothing at all. It started out as a joke gift from a friend, but I just think it’s funny so I keep it. It makes me smile when people ask me what my web site is and I tell them.
UnixWarHammer.com, although I don’t really use it anymore… I still love it. (That’s why I bought it!)

Some other classics from friends and other various sites i’ve seen.

Dopplercow, Wickedtiki, SquishyPickle, NuclearElephant… *chuckle*. NuclearElephant gets me every time.

Anyway, enjoy yourself people. It’s funny. Laugh at it.

So, apparently I have a crappy memory. I apparently tell people the same thing on a repeated basis because I can’t remember that I have told them already.

What the hell man? I can remember the shortcut keys for applications I used 20 years ago! I can remember faces! I can remember places! Now… can I remember that I already sent you a link to a funny article yesterday? No. I can’t. Maybe it’s just that I don’t remember irrelevant or unimportant stuff. I’d love to believe that one. Based on the fact that I can’t remember my girlfriend’s birthday, i’d say that’s wrong. Especially considering the fact that it’s two days after a major holiday. Or is her birthday irrelevant to me? No, not really. I just have a shitty memory for this sort of thing?

So hey, if I sent you a link to this post yesterday and I send it to you again today? I forgot. Deal with it.

PLAY IT AGAIN ED!