Posts Tagged Humor

Pure Genius

I was up at 2 AM this morning (after being up all day of course) and was considering going into my office to write some code. I’m in the middle of a huge software development project and not sleeping much. Then I decided I should jot down any ideas I had and evaluate them in the morning? Why you ask?

Only 2 things come out of working that late after you’ve been up all day.
1) Pure Genius
2) Complete Stupidity disguised as Pure Genius that you spend the next 4 days removing and rebuilding anyway.

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Gun Control … this pretty much sums up my feelings on it.

Yeah, this will do nicely.

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10 points

One day, he’s going to get tired of the abuse… until then, enjoy. :)

(11:26:05 PM) Chris: in RTSes i generally have the same basic approach all the time
(11:26:15 PM) Ed: Yeah, suck ass and die a lot. :D
(11:26:19 PM) Chris: hahahahahahahahah
(11:26:39 PM) Chris: very nice
(11:26:40 PM) Chris: 10 points
(11:26:41 PM) Chris: lol

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Writing a song with Guitar Hero players in mind …

Here’s a bit from XKCD that’s great if you’ve ever played Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

If you’re up for a little geek humor, check out XKCD.

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A little pee came out

I’ll probably never play the game, but this review gets my vote for one of the best of all times. Anything titled “A little pee came out: Ars reviews the scares of Dead Space” can’t be that bad, right? Make sure to check out the “Good/Bad” section on the last page. Priceless stuff. Way to keep me reading Ars.

http://arstechnica.com/reviews/games/dead-space-review.ars

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A new catch phrase for Java

After working with Java for years and years, I’ve realized the problem with the whole thing. It’s the catch phrase! Java just doesn’t sound like something I want to use. It definitely needs some help from marketing. I’ve thought long and hard about it and have finally come to a decision on the matter. Without further ado, I give you the new Java marketing campaign!

Java … because you didn’t need that memory anyway!

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A slice of life…

So i’m on IM with a friend and found this funny. Welcome to a day in my life…

(09:40:30 AM) Chris: im trying to get motivated to work
(09:41:25 AM) Chris: not doing too good
(09:41:27 AM) Chris: lol
(09:41:55 AM) Ed: ROFL
(09:41:56 AM) Ed: Same here. :D
(09:43:00 AM) Ed: Just installing some software on my laptop… veery slooowly I might add.
(09:44:50 AM) Chris: heh
(09:44:53 AM) Chris: sounds like fun
(09:45:36 AM) Ed: And now the guy from Schuran just sent me all of the English documentation for my Calcium Reactor and Protein Skimmer… now i’m REALLY not going to get any work done. lol
(09:47:50 AM) Chris: i repeat: nerd
(09:47:51 AM) Chris: :)
(09:48:14 AM) Ed: Ummm… that’s “Aquatic Master (nerd)” to you. :D
(09:49:13 AM) Chris: noted. :)

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Finally! A rating for me!

I was being full of myself earlier and browsing the web when I came across this…

Even more stunning!

All these years and somebody finally made a rating for me. :-D

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Ed the Pirate!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

In protest of the recent web exploitation of Ninjas, I have officially given up my status as a ninja and started training to become a pirate. In tribute to my official move over to the pirate camp, the Ed Head tm has been modified. Without further ado, I present, the Pirate Ed Head!

Pirate Ed Head

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Top Ten Reasons Why Fish Food Should Be Labeled Clearly…

10) Because no matter how much Cyclop-eeze looks like a frozen fruit bar, it just doesn’t taste the same!

If you’re up for a great laugh, read more here at reefkeeping.com

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