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Pure Genius

ekrunch — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:56:54 +0000

I was up at 2 AM this morning (after being up all day of course) and was considering going into my office to write some code. I’m in the middle of a huge software development project and not sleeping much. Then I decided I should jot down any ideas I had and evaluate them in the morning? Why you ask?

Only 2 things come out of working that late after you’ve been up all day.
1) Pure Genius
2) Complete Stupidity disguised as Pure Genius that you spend the next 4 days removing and rebuilding anyway.

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Gun Control … this pretty much sums up my feelings on it.

ekrunch — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:42:09 +0000

Yeah, this will do nicely.

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10 points

ekrunch — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:35:53 +0000

One day, he’s going to get tired of the abuse… until then, enjoy.

(11:26:05 PM) Chris: in RTSes i generally have the same basic approach all the time
(11:26:15 PM) Ed: Yeah, suck ass and die a lot.
(11:26:19 PM) Chris: hahahahahahahahah
(11:26:39 PM) Chris: very nice
(11:26:40 PM) Chris: 10 points
(11:26:41 PM) Chris: lol

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Writing a song with Guitar Hero players in mind …

ekrunch — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:31:02 +0000

Here’s a bit from XKCD that’s great if you’ve ever played Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

If you’re up for a little geek humor, check out XKCD.

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A little pee came out

ekrunch — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:37:06 +0000

I’ll probably never play the game, but this review gets my vote for one of the best of all times. Anything titled “A little pee came out: Ars reviews the scares of Dead Space” can’t be that bad, right? Make sure to check out the “Good/Bad” section on the last page. Priceless stuff. Way to keep me reading Ars.

http://arstechnica.com/reviews/games/dead-space-review.ars

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A new catch phrase for Java

ekrunch — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:48:37 +0000

After working with Java for years and years, I’ve realized the problem with the whole thing. It’s the catch phrase! Java just doesn’t sound like something I want to use. It definitely needs some help from marketing. I’ve thought long and hard about it and have finally come to a decision on the matter. Without further ado, I give you the new Java marketing campaign!

Java … because you didn’t need that memory anyway!

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A slice of life…

ekrunch — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:01:13 +0000

So i’m on IM with a friend and found this funny. Welcome to a day in my life…

(09:40:30 AM) Chris: im trying to get motivated to work
(09:41:25 AM) Chris: not doing too good
(09:41:27 AM) Chris: lol
(09:41:55 AM) Ed: ROFL
(09:41:56 AM) Ed: Same here.
(09:43:00 AM) Ed: Just installing some software on my laptop… veery slooowly I might add.
(09:44:50 AM) Chris: heh
(09:44:53 AM) Chris: sounds like fun
(09:45:36 AM) Ed: And now the guy from Schuran just sent me all of the English documentation for my Calcium Reactor and Protein Skimmer… now i’m REALLY not going to get any work done. lol
(09:47:50 AM) Chris: i repeat: nerd
(09:47:51 AM) Chris:
(09:48:14 AM) Ed: Ummm… that’s “Aquatic Master (nerd)” to you.
(09:49:13 AM) Chris: noted.

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Finally! A rating for me!

ekrunch — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:12:24 +0000

I was being full of myself earlier and browsing the web when I came across this…

All these years and somebody finally made a rating for me.

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Ed the Pirate!

ekrunch — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:31:01 +0000

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

In protest of the recent web exploitation of Ninjas, I have officially given up my status as a ninja and started training to become a pirate. In tribute to my official move over to the pirate camp, the Ed Head ^tm has been modified. Without further ado, I present, the Pirate Ed Head!

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Top Ten Reasons Why Fish Food Should Be Labeled Clearly…

ekrunch — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:23:50 +0000

10) Because no matter how much Cyclop-eeze looks like a frozen fruit bar, it just doesn’t taste the same!

If you’re up for a great laugh, read more here at reefkeeping.com

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